goldilocksed

Using someone else's bed during or after a party without their permission.

Gina was goldilocksed when she found other people in her bed during a party.

by dutchvd July 21, 2014

Goldilocks box

A women's box that isn't too loose or too tight, it's just right.

My girlfriend's pussy is so perfect, she has a goldilocks box.

by FLAILIAN March 28, 2017

goldpockets

a sexy bitch on neopets of the german descent. most commonly known for her kadoatie feeding boards and battling with her baby blumaroo (Poorard).

Person 1: I just got beat by goldpockets in the kadoatery
Person 2: Again, man?
Person 3: Wait, are you sure?! I hear she quit like ages ago.

by happy12345678901 August 17, 2011

Goldielocks

a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.

She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.

by Little Ms Red Riding Hood October 19, 2008

Goldilocks Theorem

Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.

by mr.failure April 29, 2010

goldilocks

1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.

She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.

by computerblue July 26, 2005

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

by offender-go May 26, 2021