Shit extension where students of every grade basically face dictatorship and anti privacy. Unless you have a phone and you're hiding it from your teacher, goguardian will prevent you from doing shit.
Similar to Securly, teachers can block websites, but thats not all. With goguardian, teachers can see what tab your on. Not only that, they can see ALL OF YOUR FUCKING TABS and what you've recently viewed after school. So not only are you not safe in school, you're being invaded of privacy outside of school. Nobody wants your damn teacher staring at you for all day and night. This extension is awful, teachers just shouldnt use it, just go use Securly or Securely, however the fuck you spell it.
Goguardian can also ban you from searching shit, and lock your screen, preventing you from doing anything. Teachers can use this to be a dictator.
You can pretend you're doing work but you're actually on your phone. but if you're idle for like 10 seconds, the teacher will catch you.
Similar to Securly, teachers can block websites, but thats not all. With goguardian, teachers can see what tab your on. Not only that, they can see ALL OF YOUR FUCKING TABS and what you've recently viewed after school. So not only are you not safe in school, you're being invaded of privacy outside of school. Nobody wants your damn teacher staring at you for all day and night. This extension is awful, teachers just shouldnt use it, just go use Securly or Securely, however the fuck you spell it.
Goguardian can also ban you from searching shit, and lock your screen, preventing you from doing anything. Teachers can use this to be a dictator.
You can pretend you're doing work but you're actually on your phone. but if you're idle for like 10 seconds, the teacher will catch you.
Person 1: hey lets watch youtube.
Person 2: yeah sure.
Teacher: *locks screen* PLEASE USE THE CHROMEBOOKS PROPERLY AND NO MISUSE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING, GET BACK ON TASK.
Person 1: dude the teacher sucks.
Person 2: yeah i know, i wish the principal didnt actually find out about this shit extension GoGuardian, it should be called ShitGuardian.
Person 2: yeah sure.
Teacher: *locks screen* PLEASE USE THE CHROMEBOOKS PROPERLY AND NO MISUSE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING, GET BACK ON TASK.
Person 1: dude the teacher sucks.
Person 2: yeah i know, i wish the principal didnt actually find out about this shit extension GoGuardian, it should be called ShitGuardian.
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Get the GOGA mug.A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!
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When you take a shit on your lovers asshole and shove your fecal matter into the ass with your own penis and finally orgasming.
"last night my boyfriend put his shit in my ass with his own cock, he called it goliando"
"i love to goliar"
"i love to goliar"
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If you plan to visit Goiânia don´t forget to wear light clothes. The City is too fucking hot and dry!
Goiânia is the most arboreous city in Brazil.
Goiânia is the most arboreous city in Brazil.
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