A type of pants designed to make your rear end pop up.
A word accidentally typed when you were trying to spell “glasses”
A word accidentally typed when you were trying to spell “glasses”
“Hey Kayla put on your goasses, cause tonight we’re going out”
“My what?”
“Oh my bad I meant glasses. Now put on some tight jeans you dirty hoe cause we’re going out”
“My what?”
“Oh my bad I meant glasses. Now put on some tight jeans you dirty hoe cause we’re going out”
by LAC2022 July 1, 2022
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Etymology: G.O.A.T+ Autism
A neurological condition where a person is born with an over-abundance of greatness.
Symptoms include: spontaneous oozing of swag, the inability to focus on lame things, proficiency in any and all things.
A neurological condition where a person is born with an over-abundance of greatness.
Symptoms include: spontaneous oozing of swag, the inability to focus on lame things, proficiency in any and all things.
Example #1
Person 1: *hits 5th strike in bowling*
Person 1: “Sorry guys it’s my goatism acting up again”
Example #2
Geff : Hey Jorje, I got my test results in the mail!
Jorje: Awesome let’s check ‘em out
*tears letter*
Geff: It says here, that I tested 100% for Goatism?
Jorje: That tracks, you’re basically the LeBron of everything.
Person 1: *hits 5th strike in bowling*
Person 1: “Sorry guys it’s my goatism acting up again”
Example #2
Geff : Hey Jorje, I got my test results in the mail!
Jorje: Awesome let’s check ‘em out
*tears letter*
Geff: It says here, that I tested 100% for Goatism?
Jorje: That tracks, you’re basically the LeBron of everything.
by LeBronBussyToy January 27, 2025
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Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.
"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."
by Vegan_Gym_IceBathBoy April 23, 2025
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