Goucher College

Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.

Goucher College is in a great area!

by Not a Gopher Fan July 28, 2008

goocher

A goocher is the skin surrounding the penis of a male dog.

The vet covered the goocher with gauze while neutering my German Shepard.

by grizzly1 March 15, 2009

Goocher

Absolutely nothing. Zero.

"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."

by ELMEL86 June 12, 2012

Goocher

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

by Voigts April 22, 2008

White Water goocher

A white water goocher is some one who nutz and pisses in a mans ass then slurps the runoff from the mans gooch. The "White Water" effect comes from the way the mixture looks flowing through dingleberries giving the illusion of rapids

Last night my next door neighbors were making a lot of slurping noises, they had to be white water goochers

by JJ Jenkins May 18, 2006

Goocher

A "goocher" is a man who loves the smell, taste or texture of the gooch.

"Man, Johnny really loves the gooch, especially sweaty gooch... he's a super goocher!"

by IceNine December 3, 2006

goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009