goober 

Derrogatory term used by US soldiers for any local citizen or Insurgent, in both Afghanistan and Iraq, particularly after the military leadership decreed that using the term "Hadji" was a punishable offense.

"Well guys, it looks like we can shoot 'em with rifles or missiles, but should you go so far as to call one a Hadji your ass is grass. I recommend that you call them 'Goober' instead; it seems less offensive to the untrained ear..."

goober by B 2/75 October 5, 2005

goober 

a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together

when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats

goober by rachael January 28, 2005

Goober 

A small person that is known for crawling around on walls and ceilings.

Jay: WHAT IS JASPER DOING ON THE CEILING??

Luci: Man Jasper, you're such a funny goober!

Goober by TheArcIsBuilt January 6, 2023

goober 

a peanut

will, you are such a goober!

goober by kevely and sam March 8, 2003

Goober 

A person who is a combination of a Loser, idiot, clutz, bigot, naive, arrogant, oblivious and generally lacking insight to the world, very opinionated but is never perceived as a smart or charismatic.

This person will often find him/her self in awkward situations, often without realising it. Someone who will say inappropriate things at the wrong time and thinks its all cool.

A: "Did you hear nathan talking about how great his new headphones were to the grooms mother"?
B: "Yeah what a goober"

A: "That dude is walking around the beach chatting up every chick with his ridiculous hat"
B:"Yeah what a goober"

A:"I spent my day driving around in my new car to see who would look twice"
B:"Dude its a 1993 Mazda 121 you fucking goober"

Goober by chabibii October 8, 2013

Goober 

Can be considered a Green Bean or more commonly, a Peanut.

"Graham, you are such a skinny goober."
"Peanuts aren't skinny."
"Well, green beans are so. . .yea."

Goober by rainydaynaps September 26, 2012

goober 

1. Someone who is generally silly and does not take anything seriously.
2. See also goober pea

I used to be a such a goober during high school, but now I've wisened up.

goober by JKLee July 18, 2008