Gaziboed 

For a posh English gentleman to be overwhelmingly drunk, usually on bourbon.
Results can be throwing up, disjointed breathing, descent into a state of paralysis, throwing up, slurred speech, embarrassing comments and throwing up.
Pyjamad, bookcased, bungalowed, trollied and wellied are also appropriate phrases.

"Good god I was outright gaziboed last night, old boy"

Gaziboed by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 27, 2013

Glazing the elephant 

To ejaculate over something

Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment

Glazing the elephant by Bigredwalrus March 28, 2019

Ganzi 

A man with a monster Schlong which erect will destroy the universe as we know it. The average speed of a Ganzi is 57 MPH. Only responds in one word answers (often doesn't respond). One ejaculation could end world hunger and create a semen cloud over the world. The story of the world serpent was inspired by Ganzi's schlong. A younger Ganzi would be referred to as Lil Pedo or Honda Civic. In earlier years, A Ganzi would spend his time practicing his craft in poetry before falling into a spiral of becoming a gang leader, which he then evolved into a weeb master. A Ganzi's skillset includes being a fagio beast, capable of busting a cap in yo aah and being great at evading social situations. If you see a Ganzi in the wild proceed with caution as he walks around with his fists clenched ready to take heads off.

You will not survive

Damn Ganzi, he avoided my call again.

Ganzi by TheeSkengdo December 5, 2021

Gazillion Dollar Bet

One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.

Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.

Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.

In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.

Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.

In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.

Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.

Gazillion Dollar Bet by Husuf March 26, 2010

glazi 

Glazi is short for Global Socialists. Similar to a Nazi who is a national socialist. Global socialists are for racial diversity. National socialists only promote their own kind. Global socialists are also supported by the rich who want control, one global currency and one world government.

You ever notice that glazis are trying to tell people that they have to give up their stuff for the sake of society.

glazi by Taekwondoka July 16, 2014

gazillion 

an insurmountable amount/unit

Man, if only I had like, a gazillion dollars!

gazillion by AshuraZro January 25, 2005

Glazing logs 

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.

Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"

Glazing logs by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015