glued her to the couch

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

by slurber August 8, 2011

glued to the youtube

A person who cannot stop watching videos on youtube and posts comments, video responses, rates, uploads, all that stuff possible on youtube all day long.

1: Guess what? I uploaded 30 videos to youtube today. They are so awesome!
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube

by pieguy124 March 29, 2009

Vag Glued

The feminine version of being Cock Blocked. Where a guy usually edges in on a hookup when being cock blocked - a lame female friend busting in on a hookup would be vag glued

Wow, her friend totally vag glued you...

by Craig Borysowich January 13, 2008

glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

by mhibma March 8, 2006

Glued

When your girl falls asleep before sex you are forced to masturbate. Just before the finish you walk over to her sweet sleeping face and shoot it all over her closed eyes thinking to yourself 'yeah that's right...fall asleep again'. Your girl wakes up but cannot open her eyes.

Last night my wife fell asleep so I glued her ass.

by Tempest7886 February 15, 2015

Glued

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face while taking a hot shower, in which the hot water turns the cum into a rubber cement like substance.

"Man, this chick was giving me dome in the shower, and right before I came. I pulled out and came on her face. She got totally glued"

by Goose208 February 7, 2017

Glued-hoes

When all your hoes are glued to your side

Damn I got all these glued-hoes.

by Gluedhoes123 December 25, 2018