Glutton for Punishment

A person who keeps going back for more bad things

She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.

by Eladicart February 19, 2020

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

Glutso

A food obsessed skinny person that will eat any raw baked good

She is such a glutso she ate all the brownie batter

by Dankbrofun June 27, 2020

purse gluttony

the womanly sin of purchasing and owning an over abundant amount of purses.

Today, at the mall, I resisted the temptation of purse gluttony by not giving in to buying a new purse since i already own over a hundred.

by ekamarie October 9, 2010

glutton wagon

a large SUV or pickup truck that gets poor gas mileage, especially when used as a status symbol

You know, you wouldn't pay so much for gas if you didn't drive that glutton wagon everywhere.

by MicroTD October 17, 2008

Glutton Cups

When food binging results in hiccups.

I had Chipotle for breakfast, four beers for lunch, and Chinese takeout for dinner, and now I've got the glutton cups.

by ToborTheGreat December 15, 2015

Gluttonize

To eat food in a gluttonous way.

Josh gluttonized that cupcake, stuck the whole thing in his mouth.

by DwnTwnWill June 20, 2014