glutenized 

Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized!

I just ate that regular bun, now I'm glutenized!

glutenized by spartanprop October 4, 2017

gluten free lightning 

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

gluten free lightning by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Gluten Bag 

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

Gluten Bag by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

Gluten 

A fabrication made up by white people to feel special about themselves.

Hanna says she is allergic to gluten, even though such a thing was unheard of 5 years ago.

Gluten by TomServo98 September 29, 2020

gluten ribs 

A Wheat Gluten product that makes a horrible attempt to taste like something and often ends up tasting like a Basset hounds feet. Often soaked in BBQ sauce or other types of sauce in a vane attempt to make it taste like something it's not. Usually contain wheat gluten, butter, water, yeast, and spices.

Those Gluten Ribs weren't too bad, not like the last batch the dog wouldn't eat.

gluten ribs by Eric Fast September 25, 2010

Glutening 

the act of being ill from eating gluten. It is common for individuals with celaic disease.

Emily is going to stay in tonight because she is glutening from the pizza we ate last night.

Glutening by gluten girl's friend June 10, 2011

Butt gluten 

BUTT GLU-TON
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...

Tom H:"Moomin loves butt; he allwaysgets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the butt gluten

Butt gluten by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009