glurp

the act of ejaculating in a condom, putting a lit firecracker within it, self-pleasuring while figging said "glurpite" up one's anus

"What's put that wide smile on your face?"

"Why, I'm glurping of course!"

by mrglurper April 30, 2025

Glurp?

When ur fucked up and can’t think of anything funny to say, so you just exclaim “glurp” to fill the awkward silence.

“Glurp?”

by Mr tumbolus February 15, 2020

glurp

when a goat falls due to a extreme fright

"Oh no the goat just glurped"

by kermit the frog #1 October 22, 2023

glurping

oral sex

lets get straight to the glurping

by _obs_ June 1, 2018

Glurpping

Glurpping is when you are gripping and slurping on something, such as a penis. Glurpping is a very vulgar term used when you are describing giving head.

Ex 1.
Chad: Yea man she was glurpping on my piece last night
Brad: I haven't been with a great glurper is a while, lucky you

Ex 2.
Stacey: Girl were you glurpping on that thang last night
Rebecca: Yes girl I put all my work into it

by bethannej November 24, 2024

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024

Glurping

The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.

Thank god its almost 5:00pm. Ive been thinking about glurping all day!

by glurpgod24 January 21, 2025