glitchingidi0t

my whore partner
very cool on tiktok but ur a bottom

woah is that glitchingidi0t😲🎊
yea that’s my whore husband

by hebryyyyyy May 8, 2022

Slurching

The act of sucking sperm out of your partner's ass after anal sex.

His boyfriend is into slurching.

by ScaMingLee July 19, 2016

glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013

Glitching

An excuse for when you fuck up and don’t wanna seem like an idiot

My hands were glitching, I couldn’t do my essay

by NasaIGuess December 26, 2018

head glitching

The art of hiding your head from the enemies sight in a first or third person shooter such as Modern Warfare or Halo reach.

dude stop head glitching me.

i would of won of if the kid didn't head glitch so much

by Boatengj98 August 6, 2011

Lurching Balls

To make a complete ass of one's self, or to react in a way that is viewed as extreme or irrational.

It's alright guys, he's just lurching balls.

by Smelt captain of the west sea October 25, 2008

clurching

the act of clenching a butthole really tightly

i was clurching all the way to the bathroom

by Jsierra43 August 29, 2016