Grumple

A very humorous word for poop.

Dude, theres grumple everywhere!

by benwad934 March 18, 2004

grumplefuck

One who grumples often.

Man, that guy Dan is a grumplefuck.

by Auntie Pigtails July 27, 2009

grumplestiltskin

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

by jj bizzippo May 2, 2008

Glurple

A mixture of either "gray and purple" or "green, blue, and purple", glurple can result in two VERY different colors. In its gray/purple form, it can become an appealing tint, but in its other form it often has the ability to scare small children.

John: Dude, did you see that chick over there?
Casey: You mean the one in the glurple shirt?
John: Yeah, that's the one.
Casey: Dude...that's a guy.
John: ...No it isn't.
Casey: Glurple changes looks, dude. It's friekin' powerful.

by The Blurple Blasphemer September 19, 2009

Grumplesilkskin

A grumpy person who has silk like skin.

OMG Luis, stop being such a Grumplesilkskin!

by imlovemarie July 23, 2011

glumpie

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

by nick the goth January 5, 2006

Grumpleupagus

A person who is extremely grumpy, a play on the Sesame Street character, Snuffleupagus.

My, oh my, are you a grumpleupagus today or what?

by RNDLMC September 10, 2006