Glasser

When a guy makes hilarious and strange faces as in a reaction, similar to squishing his face against a pane of glass.

After Jamie told a funny story, Mike pulled a glasser and everyone cracked up.

by Pimpinslackswhomacksthemging April 13, 2010

Gloser

a person who is a loser in any other country or an international loser; a global loser

Chin- Saw Vu with a gloser the other night...
Fu- Oh man the one that hangs out with all those hos!?
Chin- Exactly!! he's a computer nerd at day and a complete
gloser at night! man i dont know HOW he gets chicks..
Fu-...maybe there grenades....

by Minglingo October 28, 2010

glosserize

To make something shiny.

I can't attend the symphony Saturday, because I must glosserize my vehicle.

by des_per_a_do December 6, 2010

Glossed up

The point in which ones eyes are as glossy as they can be and most likely laughing

Cody is so glossed up he fell over the couch

by Clint beastowood February 2, 2019

Glossier

An amazing company owned by the one and only Kat. The net worth is around 1.2 billion. It is a makeup, skincare business.

Omg I ordered glossier yesterday!
I went to glossier today

by Bloodgirl69 June 9, 2020

Gloster

A word used to describe the prophet Mr.Mancini. It is used in holy scriptures of the glogang and many prayers.

And the day the Gloster shall rise and thee shall fall to glonem. Sosa 12:8

by bastian farivar May 6, 2022

Stay Glossed Up

1. To stay ready at any given moment and time
2. Never slipping, always being on top of your game

3.standing 10 toes down

4.never missing a beat

“As a Gloss Babe Jennifer Paige always stay glossed up.”

by Geewillikerss June 28, 2019