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Goompin

Being on any form of a downer.
"I'M GOOMPIN' MY FUCKING HEAD OFF"
by Churppp March 17, 2009
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Glopping

Glopping is the sound a dog makes when licking its anus or genitals. Normally late at night or when trying to sleep.
What's that noise Rod??

It's just Brutus in the corner glopping!
by Perth bogan August 17, 2018
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gooming

the state of mind one is in after they have consumed a dosage of mushrooms, the feeling of a psychedelic experience
i ate a bag of mushrooms and i was goomin'
by neal April 4, 2003
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Puppy grooming

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.
Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.
by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011
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c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”
Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
by Xaime June 1, 2019
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Augustus Glooping

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.
by Allanus May 12, 2022
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monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.
Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013
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