A typical big-box fitness franchise, where people more often than not don't get in shape worth a damn.
by BinkyJoe March 26, 2008
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by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003
Get the gloyboy mug.A person who is attracted to men, woman, animals, inaminate objects; pretty much this person wants to make love to everything in the world.
I am a globosexual.
Dude, you are the biggest globosexual I know, you would make love to a kangaroo if it was here right now.
Dude, you are the biggest globosexual I know, you would make love to a kangaroo if it was here right now.
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Get the Globowarming mug.Essentially the world wide conspiracy of gay dudes who spread war and destruction under the guise of American / British "democracy."
A subset of gay men meet up in clubs like Skull and Bones, the Masons, and strive to take over the world, probably cause they just hate the fact that women don't want them enough to enjoy straight sex, so they go gay and just want to have a gay mafia to wreck havoc on the planet and force their gayness and greed on others. The greed and capitalism is cause these gay guys just overvalue money as a way of getting their sexual needs met, but they know that no woman would ever desire them so they just keep on accumulating until everyone else is dead.
A subset of gay men meet up in clubs like Skull and Bones, the Masons, and strive to take over the world, probably cause they just hate the fact that women don't want them enough to enjoy straight sex, so they go gay and just want to have a gay mafia to wreck havoc on the planet and force their gayness and greed on others. The greed and capitalism is cause these gay guys just overvalue money as a way of getting their sexual needs met, but they know that no woman would ever desire them so they just keep on accumulating until everyone else is dead.
Steve: Globohomo destroyed the world
Bob: Ukraine and Taiwan had the biggest gay parades in history. Makes you think.
Bob: Ukraine and Taiwan had the biggest gay parades in history. Makes you think.
by Johnnyzombie March 3, 2022
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Crossfitter: Hey Andrew, have you done Fran yet?
GloboFit Victim: Yeah, it was awesome.
Crossfitter: Didn't the Thrusters suck?
GloboFit Victim: No, our gym doesn't have bar bells or pull-ups.
Crossfitter: Then you didn't do Fran.
GloboFit Victim: We did 21-15-9 jumping jacks and push-ups.
Crossfitter: That's weak, you'll never meet pukie doing those kind of WODs. You need to leave GloboFit and come train at a real CrossFit Box.
GloboFit Victim: Yeah, it was awesome.
Crossfitter: Didn't the Thrusters suck?
GloboFit Victim: No, our gym doesn't have bar bells or pull-ups.
Crossfitter: Then you didn't do Fran.
GloboFit Victim: We did 21-15-9 jumping jacks and push-ups.
Crossfitter: That's weak, you'll never meet pukie doing those kind of WODs. You need to leave GloboFit and come train at a real CrossFit Box.
by AgentCircus March 22, 2012
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