glerbing

the act of throwing cheese at someone's dick upon ejaculation

"dude i'm glerbing"

by bam hurger March 3, 2023

Glirking

Glirking is the act of an alien using his antenna to communicate with one another as one of his 6 senses

The alien is glirking at another Alien to communicate with his friend to show how sigma he is

by Llooma June 19, 2024

Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024

Gwerking

Twerking with your ballsack.

Yeah man he sent a video of him gwerking on the stripper

by GwerkCollector January 19, 2025

Glurking

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.

Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Glurking

1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.

2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.

"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."

I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."

by glurkmaster January 9, 2026