Glam Bulge

Adam Lamberts penis in his amazingly tight pants.

Adam: "Everybody loves my Glam Bulge!"

Sasha: "Didn't you read my tweet? I love vagina."

Tommy: "ME TOO!"

Neil: "Yeah, you keep thinking that Tommy..."

Tommy: "Shut up or I'll kick you ass."

Neil: "At least I have an ass, your back is connected to your legs."

Taylor: "Neil, Tommy said that on Twitter, you fail."

Neil: I know *sigh*

Taylor: "I read on twitter I have the ass of a black woman..."

Adam: "Read anything about my Glam Bulge?"

Taylor: "Just a few UNFs and Tommy was staring at it the entire show last night."

Tommy: "WAS NOT!"

Neil: "Can we PLEASE stop talking about my brothers penis?"

Adam: "You know you wish it was yours."

Issac and Brooke: "LAMBCEST!"

by An Adam Lambert fan. November 11, 2010

GLAMBERT

The official term for a devoted fan of the glamourous sexiness that is Adam Lambert, Season 8 Runner Up for American Idol.

She's watching Adam's You Tube videos again. She's such a Glambert.

by glambert1273 May 28, 2009

glamaphonic

Glamorous-sounding in a way that is awesomely Lady Gaga inspired.

I know you think you're special
When we dance real crazy
Glamaphonic, electronic, disco baby
I like you a lot lot
All we want is hot hot

by Victorcine October 10, 2009

Glama

A youthful looking and otherwise fabulous grandmother.

Glama is taking the kids to see the Nutcracker.

by Mslorilove December 3, 2018

Glam Rock

Glam emphasized outrageously flamboyant fashions: platform shoes, glittery costumes, garish make-up plastered on the face's of its primarily male performers.
Bowie was the most important trendsetter, and his image was at least as important to many fans as the music itself. Bowie, however, maintained a certain distance from his glamorous image. Even then it seemed to be just a phase he was going through, a costume he would soon drop as soon as something more provocative struck him. A far more satisfying exemplar of the glam rock impulse was Marc Bolan, leader and visual symbol of the band T.Rex. Bolan was an ideal example of the sort of androgyny that fascinated the pop scene in England...as well as America.

As for this: David Bowie, Alice Cooper, Abba, Elton John, KISS, and Motley Crue....Alice Cooper, KISS, and Motley Crue were much more Hair Metal (or Glam Metal) than Glam Rock,they came later in the era, technically speaking. And Abba...was just disco.

by Electric Sophie Orchestra December 30, 2005

glam ma

The new generation of grandmas, who are stylish in the way they live and dress. These women do not fit the typical cardigan - wearing, permed hair granny stereotype, they are glamorous

You don't have a grandma, you have a glam ma

by Chrystal July 2, 2008

glamor whore

a particular person, usually a female, who is attracted glamor to the extent that he/she goes to some excessive measure to join in with someone else's glamor.
similar to attention whore

A girl I know recently started dating some douche bag douche and promptly posted 53 pictures of her in, on, or around his and his friends very expensive (very much financed) cars.

In 5th grade I had the most expensive yo yo in my class; the day I brought it to school, I had 4 girls, glamor whores, write me notes stating their interest in me.

by Zakats June 18, 2008