Gilberto

Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Numero Uno...

I want to be a Gilberto when I grow up.

by IWannaFooFoo May 18, 2008

Gilberto

The best friend anyone could ever ask for.
Always has the best memes and will make you laugh at any moment. He’s always there for you no matter who you are. Gives really good hugs. Talking to him is easily the highlight of anyone’s day. He would be such a great boyfriend. He’s so easy to fall in love with. He’s sexy, cute, and charming af. Even when he won’t tell his friend who he likes he’s impossible to get mad at. He’s also an amazing fortnite buddy. All in all he’s the best person you’ll ever meet. ALSO HAS AMAZING EDGES! Lol even though he doesn’t always know it, he’s a pretty cool dude.

Gilberto is King of memes.
Gilberto is the bait.
Alexis says Gilberto is one of/ her best friend.

by T.W.I.Z.Z.L.E April 5, 2018

ed gilbert

An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.

Is she dead?

Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!

by Gdgdvccb January 13, 2014

Gilbert 2000s

Gilbert 2000s are the Cheap fake mexican version of Nike trainers that the broke gay hoe Gilbert Ochoa wears. You can find them on ebay or even buy a pair from China.

Marcos: "What are thooooose ?!!"

Gilbert: "Nikes..."

Marcos: "Nah they are the Gilbert 2000s !!!"

by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette

A gay French baguette

I'd like one Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette, Please

by Gay101XDLOL August 7, 2017

Gibbard

The art of getting looser drunk to the point of alienating your friends and the people you meet all while remembering nothing from the night before. Possible homosexual tendencies coming to the surface and the need to dance to music regardless of whether you are on the dance floor or not. Picking fights with inanimate objects and strangers, and setting land speed records while crushing hot-dogs and salt & vinegar chips.

Look @ that dude! He's really pissing off those people. He's so Gibbard!

Hey dude! Why is that guy kicking your fusball table? He must be super Gibbard.

I need 25 cheese burgers. My friend is totally Gibbard!

I don't even care anymore man. I'm getting Gibbard!

by Freebird599 June 19, 2011

Gilbertron

A frat guy who bones everything that walks and get's absolutely hammered every chance he gets.

Slut: "Hey, I think I've slept with that guy a couple times before."

Frat guy: "Yeah, we call him Gilbertron because he fucks the shit out of every girl he meets."

by Callieman October 27, 2012