handsome giraffe

A nickname given by someone with an extremely long penis

"I hear Rick Fox nicknamed his penis the handsome giraffe"

by Fandangoooooooo February 12, 2010

higher than giraffe pussy

Sometimes abbreviated as "high as G.P.", this phrase can be used in general to describe anything that is very tall or high-positioned (physically). It is sometimes also used figuratively when describing being "high" (under the influence of a substance, i.e. marijuana).

Man, I'm not getting up on that ladder. That thing is as high as G.P.

Dude, how much of that sh*t did you smoke. **I don't know man, but I'm higher than giraffe pussy...**

by LMSeattle May 25, 2010

giraffe child

A giraffe child is a child with a really long neck: It was born on the moon. It is often playing Dark Souls 5 on its PS2 and watching onision. You can find them at your local library.

Oh look, a nerd giraffe child. Lemon Goats. Badass fruit, kill it.

by spacecheese69 April 16, 2017

Giraffe Tooth

Initiate a 'high-five' with a friend, and when their arm is raised high enough, take your first two fingers (or strongest fingers) and jab them in the armpit, while shouting 'Giraffe Tooth!'. The doubled fingers resemble a giraffe's large tooth, and the action of jabbing in the pit is similar to a circumstance involving a giraffe jabbing his tooth into an armpit. This action is addictive and will catch on fast in your group of friends, family members, co-workers, church group, and etc.

Keri: "hey Kody, high five!"
Kody: "sweet, sure" (raises arm)
Keri: (jabbs armpit) "Giraffe tooth, motherfucker!"
Kody: "ouch, Charlieee!"

by Keri and Kody February 2, 2009

Giraffe

An large African mammal that can wear up to at very least one thousand necklaces

Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera?

Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear

by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019

Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.

Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross

by Slappy Pappy November 2, 2012

Giraffe

The best animal in the world, you shall bow down to the all mighty giraffe or you will meet your demise.

All hale lord giraffe!

by Giraffe=GOD June 13, 2019