gherkinal

Shaped like a gherkin

"Is it me, or is Pete's head is gherkinal"

by KoH May 3, 2006

gherkill

A gherkin that has been sliced into paper-thin pieces

"A burger with some gherkill would be nice, thank you" Mr Rickmansworth Mangotsfield said to the waiter.

by Neurochad September 17, 2023

Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015

Siff water gherkin

Siff the South African slang word for something that is disgusting and disliked. Siff water gherkin is the disgusting water that the last gherkin sits in. The water is murky and the gherkin is wrinkled and wasting away. The word implies that someone is past the point of help and should be thrown out

Ashley stop being a siff water gherkin, you're better than that.

by Trash Panda11 May 11, 2022

gherkin

a baby pickle (1-3 inches). also used as an analogy for a guy's itsy bitsy penis.

His dick was like a like a gherkin.

by D.E.M. November 20, 2006

nursin' the gherkin

Phrase meaning to perform fellatio. Usually used in a derogatory context. Derivative of jerkin' the gherkin.

Last night I really enjoyed Misty nursin' the gherkin. She is so good when there isn't much to work with.

by HotToddy July 6, 2007

Gherkinspear

The process of using a larger pickle to fish out a smaller pickle from the jar because one's hands are too large to squeeze into said jar. Usually used because the gherkenspear is too large to eat and the smaller one looks just right.

I was too lazy to grab a fork, so I used a gherkinspear to fish out the perfect pickle to accompany my bowl of Cheetos.

by UnableToThinkClearly March 10, 2014