Gearkin

when a female gives a male oral sex whilst he is ingulfed in an addictive game of gears of war 3. originated from the two words Blumkin, which means oral sex while the male is realising his bowls, and gears of war which is an Xbox 360 game.

you know when we was playing gears of war 3 last knight, "yes" i was getting the best Gearkin of my girlfriend.

by kiys 2107 February 9, 2013

gherkin

a baby pickle (1-3 inches). also used as an analogy for a guy's itsy bitsy penis.

His dick was like a like a gherkin.

by D.E.M. November 20, 2006

nursin' the gherkin

Phrase meaning to perform fellatio. Usually used in a derogatory context. Derivative of jerkin' the gherkin.

Last night I really enjoyed Misty nursin' the gherkin. She is so good when there isn't much to work with.

by HotToddy July 6, 2007

Gherkinspear

The process of using a larger pickle to fish out a smaller pickle from the jar because one's hands are too large to squeeze into said jar. Usually used because the gherkenspear is too large to eat and the smaller one looks just right.

I was too lazy to grab a fork, so I used a gherkinspear to fish out the perfect pickle to accompany my bowl of Cheetos.

by UnableToThinkClearly March 10, 2014

Jerkin' the gherkin

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.

(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018

jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012