Gerecat (noun) Any of a variety of small woodland creatures used as a sexual stimulant. A gerecat may also be used as an organic means of collecting information when used by a 'pro' money collector. Examples include: vole; mole; gerbil; chipmonk; weevil. And on rare occasions, squirrel. The term is derived from the American film star of the 1980's, Richard Gere, who it was reported to have had to go to an emergency room tohave a small woodland creature that was wrapped in tape and declawwed, removed from his anus.
Major Minor- Colonel Lingus got that bastard to sell out Isis, after he shoved a gerecat up his ass!
Mr. Rectamy- Did the old Bird use the gerbel or the mongoose?
Major Minor- Neither. He used the squirrel.
Mr. Rectamy- Did the old Bird use the gerbel or the mongoose?
Major Minor- Neither. He used the squirrel.
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by 0x90 September 3, 2016
Get the Gerben mug.A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.
Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.
Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"
Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"
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by Jon Gingerboy November 26, 2020
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"They know what is what but they don't know what is what, they just strut, what the fuck"
"They know what is what but they don't know what is what, they just strut, what the fuck"
Genrenista #1: "OMG that's totally Dubstep that transitions into Drum & Bass"
Genrenista #2: "No this is totally Electro House"
Genrenista #1: " Go kill yourself, this is totally Dubstep, like omg"
Genrenista #3: "Like WTF this is totally skrillex, isn't he his own genre?"
Genrenista #4: "Um, this is post-folk hipster nu-disco, like duh"
Genrenista #2: "No this is totally Electro House"
Genrenista #1: " Go kill yourself, this is totally Dubstep, like omg"
Genrenista #3: "Like WTF this is totally skrillex, isn't he his own genre?"
Genrenista #4: "Um, this is post-folk hipster nu-disco, like duh"
by NoFuckingBody December 30, 2012
Get the Genrenista mug.Gere is a misspell of here. Origin: Me and my friend we're texting on discord then she said "OH NO MY MOM GERE"
P1: So we're gonna play now right. P2 : Yea man. P2: OH GOD MY MOM IS GERE. P2 was never seen again.
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