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Geordie

From George (Greek Georgios d. 303 A.D.) + IE. Geordie is a term that has come come to denote two things:

1. A native of Tyneside

2. A supporter of Newcastle United (the noted pigeon crap of the North East).

The latter of these two has created a change to the traditional Geordie song, Blaydon Races. The new version is as follows:

Oh, me lads! You shoulda seem 'em gannin,
Dyre and co., havin a god - all the toon git bangin,
Thor was lots o' lads 'n' lasses there,
Fanies was git aching!
We divvn't need the Champion's - we'd rather gan out rapin!
Geordies are give a bad name by Newcastle United.

The mackems beat the Geordies.
by Jonny D July 13, 2004
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Geordies

A primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of England.

More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.

Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.
Did you see the geordies in 1989?

Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.
by David Attenborough November 16, 2004
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Geordie Handshake

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
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geordie tapas

A popular Tyneside lunch, consisting of three different Gregg's pasties artfully arranged on a plate
"Diven't dee us any bait, mam, ah'll gan oot fer sum Geordie Tapas"
by MrsTrellis May 25, 2016
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geordiee

up town geordieee isheyyyyyyyy”
by stevihxpelolol May 8, 2021
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Texas Geordie

The term Texas Geordie originated in Fitzwilliam circa 2008. Derived from the bountiful oil harvesting in the American State of Texas and the fondness of natives of Newcastle for female's behinds, Texas Geordie refers to females who enjoy a good anal digging.
Wye aye man! Sue went crazy last night after she polished of those crates of cheap Becks. I never knew she was a Texas Geordie.
by willsyho January 20, 2009
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geordie

undoubtedly the best possible type of english person there is
as far as i'm aware only mackems hate geordies even cockneys like us really
by belomancy October 2, 2003
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