Genshin Impact

A depression causing, money wasting deathtrap. Please don't play it, you might end up in debt in a few years. You will have to pay for therapy, both because of your brand new crippling depression and also because you have fallen in love with fictional characters. Your sense of humour will also go a bar down, to the point where you probably end up lonely and friendless.

Hey, have you heard about this game called Genshin Impact ? - Will
Oh, yes! I heard that it will save all of your life problems. - Cassie
Please no, Cassie... - Will

by Sirpzu April 1, 2022

geoshitting

Using a gps device to record the coordinates of where you take a shit. The coordinates can then be posted on a social networking service or tracked on open street map. This can be combined with geocaching if you leave your shit behind for others to find.

Possum remarked on the latest geoshitting adventure he had crapping behind a dugout and uploading the coordinates to open street map for all to admire to the youth group.

by danns March 3, 2010

Genshin syndrome

When a character looks easy to draw at first glance but then you try to draw it and it has alot more small details that you didn't notice before

Lots of characters have genshin syndrome

by Alt_47 July 28, 2023

genshin summer cult

a group of people who have a genshin character on a beach with summer themed stuff as a profile picture mostly seen on tiktok,they started this to find new friends.

they are extremely non toxic and have sent messages to eachother to remind eachother they are loved.

“i just joined the genshin summer cult and i got such a nice text from a mutual!”

by I SHALL PROVIDE THE DEFINITION August 8, 2023

Genshin Impact Fans

Lonely sheltered neckbeards that believe the universe centers around their Chinese mobile game that ripped off Breath of the Wild. They're chronically obsessed with hentai, and swarm anything with a naked anime girl, or anything with huge boobs. The female fans are frantic over their lanky twink anime boys, and think being quirky makes them approachable. Don't even forget about the Genshin fans who are into the young characters. They like to deny all they like, but make no mistake, these people love the young child like characters. Avoid them all costs

Smash Bros, League of Legends fans: "We're the sweatiest mfs on the planet."

Genshin Impact Fans: "Hold my body pillow."

by SomeRandomAhhNameThatIsntTaken September 29, 2023

suzie anne (genshin impact)

Suzie Anne is a character destined for greatness. She was made to battle against the little girls who will never be as tall as their big sister. Her calling is when someone sings, "la da da da da da da da daaaa da." Suzie Anne is often compared to Squirrel Girl in the Marvel Universe. She only has one enemy and that's B*rbara.

" It's like when Suzie Anne (genshin impact) and Barbara fight and I'm in the middle."

by the velma stans October 7, 2021

The Great Genshin Purge

The Great Genshin Purge is a event that will commence any day that The Game Awards voting begins. And for the next 24 hours, all crime is legal on Genshin fans.

Person 1: Did you see those Genshin cucks bot the vote?
Person 2: Fuck it. I will murder all Genshin fans. The Great Genshin Purge will commence.

by Zork dork December 6, 2022