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Armchair General

That one dipshit on reddit that always comments on military related threads acting like they know what they are talking about because they watched Top Gun, played Call Of Duty 4 and War Thunder. Usually bashing the F-35.
I've played war thunder and once read an article on Aviation.com about the F-35, and trust me and my advanced experience, the F-35 is the worse plane ever made and can be shot down by a biplane.

Shut the fuck up, you're an Armchair General, you stupid neckbeard.
by slippery slope January 18, 2015
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Roman General

A very masculine and strong man, who although outwardly appears completely straight, enjoys the company of pretty gay twinks, as well as beautiful women.
Damn, He's living that Roman General life. I hear he had sex with Jessica ,but I think his heart belongs to Wesley, that super gay drama Freshman
by Excalibur Righteousness October 26, 2018
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General Reposti

What people on Reddit say when they see a repost that one attempted to post as "original" content. Happens a lot on r/PrequelMemes but can be seen elsewhere too.
User A: (Sees a post with thousands of upvotes on the front page, then proceeds to post an exact copy of that "trending" post)

User B sees that it's a repost, and puts in the comment section "General Reposti"
by The_Anonymouse October 21, 2018
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General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.
I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.
by DD214 Memes May 26, 2021
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Eric Holder - Attorney General

Eric Holder is a perfect example of a token puppet nigger appointed to the position of U.S. Attorney General that functions as dictated by a racially biased, self-serving, administration that will not uphold the law with respect to any legal issue that may reflect negatively on blacks, whom they rely on to further their political agenda(s). At the time of this writing, two major issues face this scum sucking moolie. The first being the refusal to pursue black on white crime as 'hate' crime, even though it is obvious to everybody that this was the motive. The second is the 'Fast and Furious' scandal that ultimately helped cause the deaths of law enforcement personnel. The agenda here being the false argument in favor of banning semi-automatic firearms, claiming they are falling into the hands of criminals across the border. This of course they would hope would open the flood gates to still more forms of gun control in an attempt to disarm the American public.
That shitstain Eric Holder - Attorney General is refusing to present documents relating to the Fast and Furious scandal to congress. I hope they don't just nail the spook for contempt, but throw his worthless watermelon ass in the slammer with some Aryan Brotherhood folks. Ever see the videos of this coon talking about brainwashing America’s youth against firearms? A prime example of how a nigger feels this country should be run.
by Larry Major In Omaha September 24, 2012
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General Jose Nunez

A well know Dominican army General who led an army of underage children, and lower class village people to numerous battles in the Dominican country side durning the great machete wars that took place in the streets of the Dominican Republic in the 1990s. Known for his policy to only engage in battles with woman and small children often attacking with the surprise of nightfall riding on his trusty donkey Renaldo in a captain crunch like uniform. After retiring due to being accused unethical army procedures he settled in the United States after crossing the boarder illegally. He has help many jobs, such as gay male prostitute, Carpenter for CWI, and Used Tire Shop owner. He currently resides with his family and a close older college male professor who he engages in homosexual activity with.
General Jose Nunez proudly gave the orders to burn the village and leave nothing for the dink’s.

It’s General Jose Nunez days at N & M Tires, come on in for a ballon blown up on the free air pump.
by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
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