Gen Alpha

Basically a trying too hard nü-boomer who is so out of it that it's painful.

John's mom is basically a boomer and so out of it that it's painfully embarrassing. Total Gen Alpha.

by emcinto0 September 29, 2024

Gen Alpha

Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.

Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!

Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!

by timebombing January 12, 2024

Gen alpha

(1) A method the universe used to jinx the people who thought gen z was bad.
(2) anyone born 2012-(unknown time)
(3) a insult used by gen z
(4) the people who say "ohio rizz sigma gyatt skibidi dop dop"

Gen alpha: GIVE ME YOUR OHIO, YOURE SO SKIBIDI!
Gen Z: ew a gen alpha go put your musty ipad away
Millennials: and we thought gen Z was bad 💀

by spearmintzx December 26, 2023

gen alpha

idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.

gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?

by roikau July 07, 2024

Gen Alpha

Anyone born from the early 2010's to the present. If you think GenZ was annoying you'll die of cringe watching these fools' mere existence. They are practically copy-cats of GenZ except they just take slang and content, and turn it into a brain rotting parody of the original. They are practically the cargo cult of society, taking what they see as cool and new, and copying it without any understanding of what it means or how it works.

Hey man have you seen this video yet. No man it's just "Gen Alpha" garbage.

by GenerationalNightmare February 23, 2024

Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha also known as the failed generation or skibidi toilet lovers are the living embodiment of humanities darkness and brain rot.

Person : Man, that child is so annoying
Other Person : He's Gen Alpha
Person throws the baby of the plane while the baby was watching and singing skibidi toilet and the skicking out your gyatt for the rizzler

by Kimichima December 29, 2023

Gen Alpha

The devil himself disguised as a generation. It indicates torture, sickness, and a reason to commit arson. They usually use the terms: "skibidi", "skibidi toilet", and much more I'd rather not think about. It's filled with 6th graders and 8th graders that should do something more useful in their ripe age of a tween or teen other that dedicate their life to saying COMPLETE gibberish. Meanwhile... there is a large chance that "Gen Alpha" isn't a generation– more of a disease that may or may not start another pandemic. So keep your brain safe and AVOID gen alpha. If one approaches you, get your pepper spray out immediately.

Dad: Hey, Hun? Y/N is acting strange... what's up with them?
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child

(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).

by st4rz_ December 15, 2023