I don't speak gay

Someone not speaking the gay language

Sorry, I don't speak gay.

by I am Cul November 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.

Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013

T.G (table gay)

T.G is an acronym for the adjective table gay.

You will often feel table gay when you had just had science for 4th period and you're now very fidgety and can't sit still. You can not catch or manifest T.G without being depressed, gay, and having mild to severe ADHD. When you are feeling table gay your whole body is smiling but your soul is slowly leaving, it's innocence dissolving, and your will to live slowly gets sucked away like boba. T.G on its own is not bad but if not kept in check can make you feel very impulsive to set something on fire or cause harm/damage or to fuck your enemy's mum. If you have a reputation to uphold you should probably get rid of T.G. The only way to get rid of it is to stand on something tall and scream as loud as you can then dip your head in ice water wrap yourself in a shock blanket and sit in an empty bathtub. Ur welcome bitch.

oop i feel so T.G (table gay) right now

by alex cadaver October 11, 2021

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct

The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor

by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.

The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition

by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat

Phrase said by individuals, often conservative, to make it seem like they do not completely dislike those part of the LGBTQ community, although this is normally not the case.

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat!

Don't make me stand for the national anthem then.

by retsuko67 February 12, 2026