gawker

A shitty collection of websites.

Why do people send me links to Gizmodo articles? It's just another shit Gawker website.

by inigomontoyayoukilledmyfather July 22, 2012

Gawkrodger

A Gawkrodger (or Gawk) is someone who is considered an idiot or a twastard.
Most Gawkrodgers also have hot sisters.
Gawkrodgers get picked on by bullies a lot of the time.

Ay yo, that dude over there is a right Gawkrodger!
Gawk, your sister is lookin fiiiine tonight!
Oi Mart, d'you wanna batter that Gawk again?

by MartinWhite February 7, 2008

gawk gawk 3000

a blowjob that takes your soul

last night this girl gave me the gawk gawk 3000. I almost didn't make it out alive

by ikilledmiguelsdog September 1, 2020

Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000

Oral sex that is so unbelievably good that words cannot Describe it

"Hello madam could you please preform the gawk gawk suction cup 9000 upon my genitalia.”

by Ph4nt0m N0v4 November 12, 2020

gawk gawk

this is the sounds you make when you are sucking a dick.

P1: karat us today bestie!
P2: GAWK GAWK

by gabbiehive May 17, 2021

double twisty gawk gawk

The double twisty gawk gawk is ONLY used when your man has been acting up. (Make sure he’s got a big penis though or that’s the double twisty bawk bawk for Small penis’ you peck it like a chicken)

You spit on his erect penis. Take both hands around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)

Friend 1: I think *insert name* is going to leave me what do I do

Friend 2: you give your man that double twisty gawk gawk!! He can’t leave you once you give him that Porn Star Head!!

by shakespearsbabe June 16, 2018

gawk gawk 9000

when she suck your cock mega hard, so hard in fact she's consumed 9000 calories worth

Him: Damn you sucked my balls dry with that gawk gawk 9000, like they are shriveled up into raisins now. I am absolutely drained right now holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Her: Yeah I guess that's my breakfast and lunch for the day, I am stuffffffed

by MegaCunt69 January 27, 2022