gruncle

Another way of saying "Great Uncle" (your grandparent's sibling)

Gruncle is coming over for dinner tomorrow, I hear he knows how to steal noses.

by LolitaAlvarez2 February 4, 2009

Guncle

A gay male family member or good friend of the family you call "uncle." See also, "Lesbiaunt."

Guncle Bill has known me since I was a toddler.

by Speider Schneider October 19, 2019

Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.

"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."

by Minejumper April 3, 2009

Douche Gauntlet

The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.

This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.

Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."

Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"

by KK Vegas August 2, 2010

Bob Marley Gauntlet

Either by necessity or extreme perseverance, walking through a room controlled by your room mate or counterpart while he or she is blasting, through an extravagant sound system, Bob Marley or similar reggae/cannabis idolizing forms of music.

I was pondering in my room of my hunger and wanted desperately to walk to the kitchen, but in doing so was forced to walk through THE BOB MARLEY GAUNTLET my room mate had established in the living room.

by Hauptmann November 29, 2011

i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet

u want your hand in the woman

i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet... with my whole hand in it

by not all blacks have ebola June 11, 2019

Gauntlets

Medieval hand protection. Two variations were finger gauntlets, comprised of steel over the top of the hand and individual, articulated plates of steel over the fingers to give movement for sword and Bill. The other variation were Mitts, same steel over the hand, but just one plate or slightly curved steel over the fingers, instead of the articulation. Gloves were worn underneath the metal, for grip on the weapons and general protection.Could be plain, or highly decorated, depending on the period and the fashions of the time.

The soldier slipped his hands into his gauntlets.

by Taz June 2, 2004