Garnett

A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.

"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"

by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010

Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".

"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."

by Belchtwat March 27, 2019

kevin garnett

synonymous with "pussy". known to start fights and back out of them.

oh look, kevin garnett's fighting the miami heat. oh look, he's backing out.

by suer121290 July 4, 2011

Gareth

Gareth refers to a person with a large penis. Someone who knows how to satisfy a woman both in the bed and in life.

"Hey Debs, how was that date last night?"

"It was great, he made me cum several times and even made me a cuppa in the morning. I've never been so satisfied. He is so hung. That Gareth is a keeper"

"Wow, I gotta go get me a Gareth"

by Debs.0 February 3, 2010

garnet pham

a girl who ussually wants to make deals jacking off and often loses.

like garnet pham says it.. "You messed up person!!"

by ummmburgerrr February 18, 2005

Gareth Day

Gareth Day is a legend that lives in corby, he was born in the later years of the 80's and has fun times chilling out with makes,
and enjoys drinking and drugs

He is also known by the nickname Gollem

Girl: hey is that Gareth Day?
Boy: Gareth?, I thought it was Gollem
Girl: Same thing, Aids-face

by GazD June 4, 2008

Gareth Bale

Absolute phenom currently playing as a winger for Tottenham Hotspur and Wales national team.

He's good enough to start for any team in the world.

Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.

Gareth Bale is absolutely ridiculous, just watch the highlights of the Tottenham v. Inter Milan 3-1 game

or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick

by Yidd December 1, 2010