Garforth Rangers

The greatest football team of all time. A squad of wod class players Except Theo Rivers when he takes corners.

Garforth Rangers are the best football team in division 4.

by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 2, 2022

Garbarge

In the future, when whole planets are used as garbage dumps, a massive garbage-ship will be used to transport the waste...these will be referred to as "Garbarges".

In the movie "Soldier" Kurt Russell was dropped onto a planet by a garbarge.

by New-Word-Order May 26, 2009

Garforth Community College

“The place where the devil teaches his workings”. This is primarily done my brain washed minions, more commonly known as "Teachers". If a person wishes to loose the will to live and be imprisoned for 25 hours of torture...come to Garforth Community College, where we can educate you by some of the most retarded tutors in the world!!!

Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn

Person A - How I wish I could find the gateway to hell...
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!

Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College

by MAC AGENT December 14, 2008

Garforth Academy

Its a school guess where in Garforth and its not even a real academy its rubbish and it shows off when we dont even have enought board pens! and we all hate it! woop woop...

"Yay im going to garforth academy!"
"haha lol gutted!!

by a person who goes the that sch January 24, 2011

GarfNart

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.

Falk is one big GarfNart.

by Lars April 18, 2005

garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

garrard

A bony, short haired, no ass havin chick that may or may not have a clit piercing and has a fucking horse mouth. Typically seen fucking QA and QARs, or and E-5 and up. Has the potential to be a barracks slut but too early to tell.

"Hey Sargent what happened to your face?!"
"So I was at this bitches house and her husband walked in while I was balls deep in her ass and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid"
"Damn you got garrarded"

by Condor4Life January 24, 2016