garbanzo beans

A short phrase spoken when you or someone else said something that was complete garbage or ludicrous.

"Going to make the best of it, and see what happens. Garbanzo beans."

by slurber November 3, 2015

Garbanzo beaner

A person of mixed Mexican and Arab/Middle Eastern descent.

-"Nada's mom is Mexican but her dad is from Lebanon".
- "I see! she's a garbanzo beaner".

by Foreign October 20, 2014

garbanzo

verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

1. Flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of Beano.

2. To stink up a room with silent but very deadly (SBVD) gas.

3. To secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone's meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.

1. Oops, I just garbanzoed.

2. Don't garbanzo my space.

3. Dude, did you garbanzo my pizza?

by M. Miller and M. Davis October 16, 2007

garbanzos

a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)

her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2009

Garbanzo

A garbanzo is any type of pill that’ll have u leanin.

I just popped a garbanzo, bro popped a garbanzo in the club nigga was tweakin .

by The don 4 ya mom March 20, 2022

garbanzo been

The type of beens that make you fart the most of all beans. At least in my opinion. They are also known almost everywhere.

I ate GARBANZO BEENS last week, and now I need a fan on my @$$ to stay in range with somebody within 50 feet!

by That Bum May 24, 2005

Garbanzo

Racial slur for a brown person, specifically of Mediterranean descent, e.g. Arabs, Italians, Greeks, etc.

Gino? Don't talk to him, he's a fuckin' dirty garbanzo.

Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.

by billshredder December 1, 2016