gammonflake

Intolerant person with hard-line, right wing, sometimes facist beliefs. They are called as such as their face goes gammon or red in colour on becoming angry or upset, when someone dares to challenge their reactionary views or holds a view that contradicts their own. Derived from "snowflake", due to becoming as quickly or easily upset as a snowflake. However, gammonflakes, unlike a snowflake (who tend to be liberal or left wing), tend to become confrontational and aggressive rather than hide away. Gammonflake tendencies tend to be enhanced by the consumption of beer, whiskey or other similar alcoholic beverage. They are the antithesis of a snowflake.

Brian went "gammonflake", shouting with anger and going red in the face when the "Black Lives Matter" lesbian couple in his local bar said they understood why the slave owner's statue was pulled down and dumped in the water. "They're destroying our culture when they pull these statues down, he's a hero, patron and philanthropist of our city" ranted Brian as he slammed his fists on the table and split everyone's beer.

by Mackem_Beefy September 23, 2020

Gammon Bomb

Another word for a vagina, meat maze, beef flaps etc.

I would love to play within your Gammon Bomb

by Ghandi's Child May 23, 2022

Gammon oil

The fuel that keeps the Brexit light burning and the delusion that the United Kingdom has the same economic leverage, global relevance and political integrity as the rest of the developed world.

No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.

by Joe Smiff September 10, 2023

Gammony

When someone is looking awful like a pig and/or porky. Often used for people that are above 85kg and have no neck/chin

Hey Jay! Don't you think you are looking a bit gammony?

by Greenwood_is_the_goat September 27, 2023

peter gammons

An aging hasbeen with no credibility.

I saw that it was a Peter Gammons article, so I dismissed it.

by Dooley Womack January 8, 2005

Gammon Flaps

Used to describe a nasty pussy.

'she is hanging a bit low, looks like she has a right pair of gammon flaps on her'

by Rob December 9, 2003

Gammon Wallet

The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.

She stood naked before me, legs about one foot apart. Her aged body appeared to lose 20 years when shrouded in darkness and silhouetted against the full desert moon. I felt stirs of arousal in my groin, wrestling with my tight trunks. She looked exactly as I’d imagined her. I scoured every inch of her outline, her slim womanly curves tantalizing and feeding my every dark thought. But then I noticed it. Her gammon wallet. It hung like two oversized bats tussling in the opening of a cliff side cave. Each beast pumping condensation into the cold night air as they collided in a battle for superiority and best breeding. I shivered with disgust and shook my ill fated thoughts from my head. She was Deputy Head-Mistress after all with no traces of MILF attached...

by birtbag July 10, 2006