galoot

also galute

1)n. a big, dumb, rather oafish man
2)n. description that combines the worst aspects of being lazy and fat
3)n. a combination of 1) and 2)

The word galoot is rarely used completely seriously. Instead, it is usually used as playful exaggeration or in self-deprecation. On those rare occasions when it is more directly applied (to others) its light nature gives it the form of mild reproach.

1) You're just a dumb galoot, but I love you anyway.
2) I haven't gotten off my ass all day! I'm such a galoot!
3) You'd have a hard time finding a job, even if you weren't having such a hard time getting out of bed, you big galoot! Don't you know potato chips cost money?

by Jamos February 22, 2005

Gloke

A ridiculous or old game that someone wants you or a group of people to participate in. It could be a physical (such as a card or board game) or a verbal game.

(Noun) My family kept wanting me to play a gloke all afternoon.

(Verb) My best friend kept gloking me around with this card game she played as a kid.

My friend went to this boring party, all they did was play glokes all day.

by PlasticDuck December 4, 2009

galoshes

1. A rubber boot
2. A condom (used)
3. Verbal bus stop rap

"I notice you aren't wearing any galoshes. I'm wearing galoshes."

by Hank February 1, 2003

galoompie

Someone who is a dork. Someone like Trisse.

Ways in which galoompie can be used in a sentence: Trisse is a giagantic galoompie head. Trisse ya galoompie!

by Dawwwson February 19, 2009

Galoomping

To run in a clumsy or uncoordinated manner

After a few glasses of jungle juice my wife went galoomping out of the restaurant.

by Reverend D May 21, 2009

galongalongs

milk sacs

people pay for artists to draw droopy galongalongs

by cadoobaqueen July 8, 2022

Galooba

Mischievous little monster; A furry blue monster with a frizzy red hair,It has no arms has a pear shaped body and has a single golden eye; A mischievous little monster that visit kids with poor hygiene.

Those mischievous little galooba's drove their baby-sitter crazy.

by Griffin's Dad January 9, 2008