gilf

Grandpa id like to fuck.
(Something Alisha will never be)

Damn, look at Nathaniel over there, he may be old but he's still a goodie. such a GILF

by donotcontest December 18, 2013

GILFITA

Granny
I'd
Like to
Fuck
In
The
Ass

My god! Muriel is such a Gilfita. Id taste her prunes anyday.

by turboman26 October 22, 2009

GILFFA

Girl I Like From Far Away. This is the girl that you think is hot until you are close enough to see what she really looks like. Also A girl that looks good from behind but looks like a baboon from the front.

I saw this hot chick the other day so I walked up to her but the bitch was a GILFFA and I almost tossed my fuckin cookies.

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

GILF

Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck

Acronym born from "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck" which was the spawn of MILF or "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

"I joined OurTime.com? For old people? My odds are great against those 50 year old hags. I did a search for Widowers? There's some serious GILF action on there."

by Meat Chele November 6, 2011

Gylfie

Awesome Elf Owl character from the Guardians of Ga'hoole series who's really smart.

Gylfie was awesome because she escaped the evil St. Aggie's with Soren 'cause she's smart.

by Edina May 20, 2008

Gylfan

Danish/worldwide slangterm for a very upright boy, raised on a farm in the country by a strict dad.

Gylfan, for fa'en!... (in english: God damn you, Gylfan)

by Farligt Kat July 19, 2007

gailf

great-aunt id like to fuck

dude, jesses great aunt is a total gailf

by asasasasasasasasasasasfffffffc July 26, 2009