GILFFA

Girl I Like From Far Away. This is the girl that you think is hot until you are close enough to see what she really looks like. Also A girl that looks good from behind but looks like a baboon from the front.

I saw this hot chick the other day so I walked up to her but the bitch was a GILFFA and I almost tossed my fuckin cookies.

GILFFA by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

gilfa

Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.

Holy Shit! Remerber the Gilf of the other day? Well guess what, she's pregnant now. From now, I'm only hunting Gilfa's.

gilfa by |Pete| January 24, 2007

glffa 

Acronym for;

Good Looking From Far Away

Woahh she's fit.

*get close to girl*

Haha no mate she's just GLFFA

glffa by Trigger6 June 2, 2008

Giffafa 

A god that blessed the very soil we stand on, in the year of 2018, In the shape of a sausage, this immortal being, this gracious god, the bringer of life. Thus the summons of giffafa was born

Person 1: hey whats your religion?
Person 2: oh im a summon of Giffafa
Person 1: oh thats cool im a Christian

Perain 2: *loud silence*

Giffafa by Summon of Giffafa June 13, 2021

Giffage 

The word Giffage originates from the root word being GIF, a common image file format.

1. A large group of GIF format images.
2. Refers to the excessive use of the formentioned GIF format on webpages located on The Internet; Most commonly the animated GIF

I keep the giffage in a seperate folder.

That's some mighty fine Giffage you got there.

Giffage by xnxnx September 23, 2004

giffable 

A scene from a show or other media that has the potential of becoming of GIF.

There were so many giffable moments in last night's episode.

giffable by furya21 July 7, 2012

giffard 

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.

that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!

giffard by mike January 5, 2004