Gurtuititism

A disease caused by a mosquito carrying malaria flying inside the male penis and biting it, this results in the penis' color changing to green and slowly shrinking over the course of 6-8 months. The disease will also affect your nervous system by giving you the urge to view sexual content more frequently.

I got Gurtuititism and now I really want to watch adult content but my penis is too short to masturbate.

by EnglishFolkWithPoptarts March 28, 2023

forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler

i have no ide waht this means, i just wanted to post something

forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler

by insert pseudonym heree November 2, 2020

Guruette

A female Guru, having extensive knowledge or sills in a given field.

She is the Guruette of online marketing.

by Marianne McEachern January 3, 2009

Gruity

The wet, dry, feeling you get on your hands after eating a bag of fruit snacks

I just got this Gruity feeling after eating these mixed fruit snacks.

by HuntsmanC June 3, 2016

gurjit

a crazy lunatic weird woman that smells like a hippo's bum but looks like a cross between a zebra and a hyena. she is grey like an elephant. her voice is high pitched and squeaky, some may mistake her for a huge mouse...she is very pretty...NOTTTTTTT

person 1: u look like a dog
person 2: u look like a gurjit!

by majotham December 13, 2009

Gurit

This is a word that I heard many people say, I asked what it means and I was told that Gurit means: A female you want to make love to, only because of how beautiful she is. Really theres two ways to pronounce it.

1. Goo-re-th
2. Goo-re-t

Look at her, she is a definite gurit.

by Mark Ancheta March 7, 2008

gurutic

When counsel is given that is so wise, it seems as though it was given by a guru.

David: Be the change you want to see in the world.
Mike: Man, that was so deep, it was gurutic.

by redwing1000 November 22, 2010