gurts

a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations

guy1: did you drink the last beer

guy2: yup

guy3: why you mother gurtser!

by knifeinflavor123 March 10, 2010

Gurt

A getting touched with a crusty cum stain on a shirt or sweatshirt.

AJ finna hit u with a gurt.

That's 10 questions. That's a gurt.

by AjHitThemWithaGurt February 20, 2020

Gurt

The term used to refer to small, fat little girls who have hair that glows as ginger as the sun. Often seen munching burgers and breathing heavily, they are very shy when outside their natural habitat of fast food establishments where they enjoy sitting with fugly fugs and bathing in grease.

Person 1: Oh my god, try not to laugh but there's a gurt coming down the corridor....

Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!

by Dracil malfeenan November 3, 2010

gurt

What happens when you open a container of yogurt and the pressure inside the cup forces a small amount of yogurt out of the cup and onto yourself or others close to you.

1. I hope this banana berry bliss doesn't gurt all over me.

2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...

by misterredbeard March 12, 2009

Gurt

1. (verb) The act of sodomizing a duck or other type of waterfowl repeatedly.

2. (noun) A person who conducts such an act

1. Sorry, I didn't get much sleep. I was up all night by the ponds gurting.

2. Look at that gurt. He's got feathers all over his pants.

by Snipeduh January 10, 2010

Gurting

When 2 or more bro's get together too satisfy their go-gurt fetishes and fantasies.

I walked into mike's bedroom the other day to find him gurting with his friend, it was obvious with them being naked and having go-gurt sprayed all over their faces.

by xmidnightxx October 4, 2009

Gurt

1) A small, promiscuous asian girl with a high tolerance for grief and a considerably immature sense of humor (despite what she may want people to think).

2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.

You even made out with Dave! You'd totally do everyone in this building you Gurt-ball!

by Anonymous March 1, 2005