The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball
The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty
The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty
Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.
Angry, angry guard dog
Angry, angry guard dog
by Ben November 18, 2004
Get the guard dog mug.Someone in Color Guard who has no life outside of Color Guard/Marching Band. Can usually be found in the band room when they have any spare time. Also spends so much time with the band that they start to like band guys and produce cand babies.
by Rebekah December 19, 2004
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A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.
"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"
"Ya. Why?"
"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
"Ya. Why?"
"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
by Jaque Dys December 2, 2009
Get the Guard Sneeze mug.Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
by 1lastthingandPrimo August 6, 2011
Get the guard trog mug.Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.
Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.
by Geth November 17, 2004
Get the Guard Dog mug.A very powerful dump that is propelled out your anus at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the "safety" or "handicap rail" to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.
At work today Cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber I heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a Resident Evil murder scene.
by NATTERDAYSOLDIERS December 11, 2010
Get the Guard Rail Grabber mug.A technique in the Monster Hunter series; where while using the charge blade you take advantage of the weapons' ability to block after or during certain attacks to deal a small amount of damage and go straight into a 'super' or 'ultra' burst.
by 2,000 hours in several games October 26, 2018
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