gilf

Grandpa id like to fuck.
(Something Alisha will never be)

Damn, look at Nathaniel over there, he may be old but he's still a goodie. such a GILF

by donotcontest December 18, 2013

GILFITA

Granny
I'd
Like to
Fuck
In
The
Ass

My god! Muriel is such a Gilfita. Id taste her prunes anyday.

by turboman26 October 22, 2009

GILFFA

Girl I Like From Far Away. This is the girl that you think is hot until you are close enough to see what she really looks like. Also A girl that looks good from behind but looks like a baboon from the front.

I saw this hot chick the other day so I walked up to her but the bitch was a GILFFA and I almost tossed my fuckin cookies.

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

GILF

Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck

Acronym born from "Grandma I'd Like to Fuck" which was the spawn of MILF or "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

"I joined OurTime.com? For old people? My odds are great against those 50 year old hags. I did a search for Widowers? There's some serious GILF action on there."

by Meat Chele November 6, 2011

gailf

great-aunt id like to fuck

dude, jesses great aunt is a total gailf

by asasasasasasasasasasasfffffffc July 26, 2009

gilfred

Gilfred is a funny & helpful boy.He is always there for anyone if they are sad or in need.Gilfred can be mischievous sometimes,you are very lucky if you have a Gilfred. He needs someone to talk to once in awhile so make you are there for him.

Gilfred is the best person you can find when you are in need.

by ILoveBubbleTea:) March 2, 2019

GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.

"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"

by Mo Dixley October 20, 2008