geurtzed

1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking

1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.

by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007

Gouri

The most sweetest and kindest person around . People often call her a nerd and take advantage of her just for her notes . She is an innocent girl .

Wow! Looks like Gouri has aced the exams again

by asdjkiilka July 11, 2020

gorteh

Nickname for savage Indian boys. Gortehs smell like fresh curry . Gortehs get biddies(respectable women) on the daily

Gorteh get over here and help me pull some more biddies!

by Eoli April 2, 2019

gortamelon

a meaning when a person is so bored of typeing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm they soon make up there own word

I was so bored i type gortamelon in my computer... yep your boss is going fire you

by dogebread January 24, 2023

Callum Gorton

When your at a festival and she falls asleep with you balls deep

Callum Gorton was here

by BbiggusDickus June 21, 2019

Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.

Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."

by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011

gouranga

to feel happiness and berwilderment, to raise upwards

motoring upon the tarmacadam of the northern part of the b.isles you raise your tired eyes, seeing gouranga your spirits raise as you look at the heavens,

by l & gs dad February 1, 2005