out of your gourd

when your are so high your cant function correctly and people just look at you and just know your fucked up.
Nik Harken smoked so many pcp dipped ciggarettes in south side Des moines last night his boss fired him and told him "you are out of your gourd, your fired."

Nik Harken is so out of his gourd he is doing the robot agian.
by the bowz June 04, 2009
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Drank The Bitter Gourd

An act of remembering something you now regret
"Boy, i drank the bitter gourd on that one"
"I had one too many to drink last night, and i drank the bitter gourd on that one"
by Simsonchin July 22, 2020
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strap on some gourds

v. to gather one's courage and fortitude. Synonymous with to "grow a pair" and to "nut up." Gourds here is a euphemism for testicles.
Tim: Check out that fine-ass chick over there, Ray. I want to talk to her hella bad.
Ray: Strap on some gourds, Tim. She obviously wants you.
by Ballz Deepe August 06, 2011
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bored out of my gourd

To be so bored you don't know what to do, basically to be bored out of your mind
by blaze it up May 26, 2005
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stoned outta my gourd!

Bein higher than the end of muh dick!
by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014
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xanned out of my gourd

When you have too much xannys and lean in your double cup.
Man i am xanned out of my gourd right now.
by xannydoublecuplover August 05, 2017
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Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.
Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?
by Hid BETCH November 12, 2017
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