goditorium

A huge church that is usually baptist or non-denominational evangelical. The size of the church and of the parking lot might make some confuse it with an airport. It usually has a ton of money and a huge congregation willing to fork over money for whatever reason the pastor deems necessary. The church goers may seem brainwashed.

Did you see that new Goditorium off of highway 123? It must have like 10,000 members...

by koalaroo March 5, 2008

Gordito Penis

The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.

"today on 69 sports, we will be playing Gordito Penis"

by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021

Gordito Canchero

Insult used by monkeys to try harm a fat guy

Guy 1: Papeeeeeel, ts, ta mojado
Monkey: Shut up you Gordito Canchero
Guy 2: What an insult

by wHO WHO WEHE May 12, 2022

gorditos

The loose flabby fat that presents itself between the muscle/ribs and skin in the mid to lower region of the torso found primarily on Hispanic Males but can include White and African Americans (in certain cases even really cool Asians) that have honorarily been granted social access to the word much in the same manner white boys say “chones” (underwear) or “moco” (bugar/snot).

I took off my sweatshirt in front of Gloria and the shirt underneath started to come off too and all my gorditos were showing.

by Mexican Behind a Desk February 14, 2018

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL

Please let me have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 26, 2010

Cheesy Gordita crunch

When a person gives oral sex to a women while the said women had a yeast infection.

Karen pressured Chad to get on his knees and munch on her cheesy Gordita crunch

by Chokesondicks March 6, 2021

Dirty Gordita

While engaged in a 69, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth, while simultaneously the female defecates in the male's mouth.

Jack was unpleasantly revisited by his cheap date to Taco Bell, as Jill proceeded to feed him a dirty gordita.

by Dirty_Gordita2 January 3, 2011