gorped

A slang term for being extremely fucked up, usually to detriment of others but in a funny way

Bro 1: Hey man, do you remember what I did last night

Bro 2: Yeah, bro. You were gorped out of your gourd

by merpstapler September 16, 2023

Gorp

Gorp is most commonly known as just another name for trail mix. Most little girls in the third grade will make this at least 30 times in Girl Scouts. Be careful not to bring too much chocolate or else the already annoying kids will be extra annoying!

"This gorp tastes like horse shit!"
"That's because Britney Spears forgot the chocolate!" "Oh yeah, don't forget that Justin Bieber forgot to bring the peanuts too..."

by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017

Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.

Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!

by Matt March 17, 2003

Gorp

The act of masticating the globule of air produced by submerged flatulence thus eliciting a gag or a series of gags

Dad my gorps taste like broccoli

by dirtydickdangerous August 23, 2009

gorp

an underwater fart, generally in a bathtub setting where the air bounces off of the bottom of the tub then quickly surfaces, making a "gorp" sound

*gorp sound*
Man shaving to his wife bathing: Honey, did you just gorp?
Wife to Husband:
*blushes* Yes, dear, do you still love me?

by Average Joe February 27, 2005

gorp

When you take a bath and you fart then break the bubble with your penis.

Jake's mom caught him gorping his fart bubbles in the bathtub.

by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

GORPING

Spreadin an ass and licking the rim of the gaping hole

I was gorping that chick lastnight

by Milo January 2, 2003