gorp 

an underwater fart, generally in a bathtub setting where the air bounces off of the bottom of the tub then quickly surfaces, making a "gorp" sound

*gorp sound*
Man shaving to his wife bathing: Honey, did you just gorp?
Wife to Husband:
*blushes* Yes, dear, do you still love me?

gorp by Average Joe February 27, 2005

gorp 

When you take a bath and you fart then break the bubble with your penis.

Jake's mom caught him gorping his fart bubbles in the bathtub.

gorp by Joseph Poon August 22, 2003

gorp 

That's a weird one. It means to look at something!

stop gorpin' me crotch miguel..you asspunk!

gorp by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

gorp 

A person or persons who suck the farts out of dead seaguls.

Your a shitting gorp

gorp by soccer kicks ass September 5, 2007

gorp 

To make better; improve; add value to. (Particularly common in military parlance).

I gorped the powerpoint presentation. Now we're ready to brief the General.

gorp by RoLEM September 2, 2010

gorp 

Someone who is gormless

He is a gorp
She is gorp
They are gorps

gorp by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

gorp 

marijuana resin scraped from a smoking device. sometimes smoked in desparation.

i ran out of trees so i had to smoke gorp, yo.

gorp by skil May 6, 2006