Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.
Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.
by F.M.A.M.G. March 04, 2010
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Bishop gorman lacrosse

A team with skill but cant seem to win in the end.
wow,Bishop Gorman Lacrosse has the lead at half but let the other team come back in the end and win yet again.
by Aiden Keith March 11, 2009
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Tayla Jade Gorman-Howell

an amazing girl, that any guy would kill to call theirs. She consists of beautiful Hazel eyes, a cute button nose, and the chubbiest cheeks ever.

she is a bit of a tease and loves getting complements. treat her with respect or get knocked the fuck out.

she is the type of girl that will absolutely blow you away at first glance, she will make guys believe in love at first sight. Her beauty is something out of this world, it is classed as a world phenomenon.

You will fall in love with her instantly, and you will fall hard, she is a every loving and caring person, and has a solid heart of gold, this beautiful girl went through hell and back and has the scars to prove it.

Tayla Jade Gorman-Howell, is absolutely exceptional,and any guy would die for her.
girl 1: "whos that girl over there?"

girl 2: "thats tayla jade gorman-howell, shes so amazing and pretty."

girl 1: "i wish i knew her better, she definateley stands out from the crowd, and looks absolutely stunning"

girl 2: " i think you should try, getting to know her could pay off, she is amazing and treats everyone with respect."
by Aluhbye February 24, 2013
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Joey Gorman

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa
Joey Gorman slapped me with his massive cock yesterday
Joey Gorman is a good fuck buddy
by Anonymous1470 January 16, 2019
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alyssa gorman

she’s a pretty swaggy gal. she’s in love with mixed guys, even tho these white.😍🥰🤠😎🥳
guy one: woah alyssa gorman is pretty hot

guy two: you don’t stand a chance cuz she loves mixed guys and your white
by swaggyshister December 31, 2018
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Steve Gorman Rocks

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations
He is now the host of Steve Gorman Rocks on Westwood One radio station affiliates and the morning-show co-host at KQRS-FM in Minneapolis.
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Steve Gorman Rocks

live night time radio for Classic Rock stations that involves your listeners with phone interaction and social media
On September 9, 2019, Steve Gorman Rocks began airing on select Westwood One radio affiliates
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