glosh·bag
gloɒʃ-bag
–noun
1.
the rucksack to which a douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.
Origin:
early 2011; < from German gläuche bäg, noisy water sack >
gloɒʃ-bag
–noun
1.
the rucksack to which a douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.
Origin:
early 2011; < from German gläuche bäg, noisy water sack >
Although my roommate's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.
You my friend are worse than a douche. You are a total gloshbag!
You my friend are worse than a douche. You are a total gloshbag!
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Rare disorder defined as - the sudden rush of shit to the brain.
The source of all crappy ideas.
Verbal Diarrhea.
The source of all crappy ideas.
Verbal Diarrhea.
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Get the Glissips mug.The Gish Gallop is a a debating/rhetorical technique that involves barraging an opponent with a haze of falsified statements, outright lies, and straw-man arguments. The unsuspecting opponent typically feels defenseless and frustrated against the attack and is unable to deflect it on the spot. It is named after creationism activist and professional debater Duane Gish.
Newt Gingrich is a notorious gish-galloper. In an exchange with Howard Dean he grossly distorted the facts concerning the number of Americans who would be forced into a government health insurance plan by making up the random number of 131 million:
"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.
For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."
"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.
For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."
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-Former surveillance drone of actor and philanthropist Misha Collins.
-An unofficial gishwhes account spreading kindness and killing normalcy one tweet at a time.
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-An unofficial gishwhes account spreading kindness and killing normalcy one tweet at a time.
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One of the most prime traditional activities of this holiday is having the primal male of each family having a skating competition in skirts.
The traditional meal is a roasted pig on ice cream cake
One of the most prime traditional activities of this holiday is having the primal male of each family having a skating competition in skirts.
The traditional meal is a roasted pig on ice cream cake
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