Glitch in the Matrix

The rare combination of a ‘Ghost wipe’ and a ‘Ghosty’.

After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”

by Duss Duss January 25, 2022

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spec glitching

Becoming invisible on Metal Gear Online(Online game), by way of doing the Spec Glitch.

<ASSASIAN> *Gets killed by online player*
<E.X DELTA> LOL ... U GOT OWND!!! NOOB!!
<ASSASIAN> Delta is spec glitching!!!!

by BIG BOSS_736 August 19, 2006

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reality glitching

Reality, glitch

Does reality glitching really happen or is everyone who experience it just bat shit crazy.

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glitchingidi0t

my whore partner
very cool on tiktok but ur a bottom

woah is that glitchingidi0t😲🎊
yea that’s my whore husband

by hebryyyyyy May 8, 2022

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Glotching

Sick or not well, vomiting

Today, I'm glotching so I will not go to work.

by Izabizaba October 8, 2017

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Glitch in the Matrix

When, in short period of time, you see pairs of cars, passing by, matching in color and brand, identical. Not just one pair, few. And not even the common brands, but those that you never happen to see two of the same brand in the same place.

Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.

"Err, dude? I think there's a glitch in the matrix. Look at the road - !"

by Elizabeth_Bathory January 11, 2010

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