Glasweigan Pumpkin Carver

When having sex with a man/woman (depending on sexuality) and you are about to climax, you pull out and finish yourself off while staring intently into their eyes. Preferably move to the other side of the room and keep face free of emotion.

Wilkins: Did you hear I did the glasweigan pumpkin carver with Josie?
Dalkingtoff: That sounds pointless, I don't know why you did that.

by Jolly Boy John January 24, 2013

Glaswegien

A language only heard in Glasgow. This language makes no sence to the normal person.

Wit ye oon, leaf thee wien alein ya mong

by GerkeH February 16, 2005

glasweigan shower

the act of not having enough time to shower properly, i.e. with soap and water, and therefore resorting to masking one's odour with copious amounts of body spray, deoderant or in extreme cases fabreeze

Drew is a smelly bastard, he came back from work, had a quick glasweigan and then went out again

by Vicky Bailey November 25, 2003

Glaswiegan slap

When you cum in your hand and then slap your partner across the face

Sandra was acting up last night so I gave her a Glaswiegan slap

by Knoky December 7, 2018

glassesiana

Its a insane fan account that puts glasses on Ariana Grande

the glassesiana

by obvious ariana April 4, 2021

glaswedgian

1)a person from glasgow who has a singsong voice and a tendency to treat with aggresion any attempt to be friendly, or indeed even look in their direction. (see also ned or chav)

2)an alcholic

3)glasgow is the pit of self-destruction that harbours most of the neds/chavs of total population of scotland. i.e the lowest dregs of the working class. for this, glasgow is second only to dundee.

4)good for laughing at

(common slang term: weedgie)

"here, whit you lookin' at? ahm a right glaswedgian! e'll kick yoor fuckin' heid in!" aye!

by hellsangels July 23, 2008

Glasgwegian

A Dialect spoken in Glasgow and Scotland.

Bob: You have a Glasgwegian accent

Steve: Uhm no I dont?

by 1991,1888,1777,1666,1555etc April 8, 2024