Gert

A grenade, especially one used in a video game

Damn... son, I just got gerted!

Gert by Crapshooter August 5, 2003

gert

To be embarrassed. An exclamation, claiming that someone should be embarrassed.

When I farted in class I was so gerted.

Gert, thinkin' you were gettin' some.

gert by JessicaEst December 23, 2006

Gert

"Gert" is another way to express hatred without using foul language such as: bitch, cunt, whore, slut, skeeze, etc.

She is such a gert.

Gert by A&A Word January 22, 2011

gert

another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!

nick: that is the most gert ring ever!

kelli: i know right it is!

gert by danceyoudance! July 6, 2009

Gert

'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.

Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert

Gert by Mudspa November 27, 2017

Gert

Gert is a very sexy man.

At Night he goes out to fight crime. He is known as gertman

Gert is very handsome.

Gert defeated the joker.

Gert by Enzobenzo123 March 4, 2019

gert

a verb, meaning to scrape/clean a jar or bowl with a rubber spatula or other utensil, to the point that there is nothing observable remaining

If you gert the peanut butter jar you may have enough to make a sandwich.

gert by Ms.Landry July 6, 2019