Gaetz, as in the FL Congressman, Matt Gaetz.
1. Gaetz, verb, pronounced "gets": a version of "to get"
2. Gaetz, noun, pronounced "gets": pass off an underage boy as a "brother".
1. Gaetz, verb, pronounced "gets": a version of "to get"
2. Gaetz, noun, pronounced "gets": pass off an underage boy as a "brother".
1. "I need to Gaetz a lawyer because I just got another DUI and my daddy can't save me this time."
2. Oh, I totally Gaetzed the hell out of that kid, I just told the cops he was my "brother".
2. Oh, I totally Gaetzed the hell out of that kid, I just told the cops he was my "brother".
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The politician opposed a human trafficking bill in 2017. In 2021 he was accused of an improper relationship with a 17-year old in a stunning example of gaetzkeeping.
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Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!
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